i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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