North Korea, Best Korea!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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