I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize