Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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