wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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