i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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