Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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