Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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