That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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