My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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