the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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