I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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