girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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