I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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