So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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