Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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