i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
