the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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