Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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