Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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