Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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