I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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