i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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