i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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