I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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