You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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