Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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