Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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