yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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