i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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