Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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