Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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