period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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