I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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