Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
