next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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