To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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