God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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