Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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