But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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