omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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