Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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