I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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