16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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