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(909): View more from California

The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

(1-909): View more from California

3?

(909): View more from California

Me, myself and I

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(209): View more from California

Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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(224): View more from Illinois

My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"

(678): View more from Georgia

So... What happend then?

(404): View more from Georgia

We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.

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(480): View more from Arizona

There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.

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(513): View more from Ohio

So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE

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