they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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