So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
