ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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