We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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