dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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