Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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