I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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