I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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